Il Blog dell'Orso Ciccione » TV http://orsociccione.com Wed, 04 Apr 2018 20:49:32 +0000 it-IT hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Il Mercante in Fiera http://orsociccione.com/2006/01/30/il-mercante-in-fiera/ http://orsociccione.com/2006/01/30/il-mercante-in-fiera/#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2006 22:48:00 +0000 L'Orso Ciccione /?p=24 Mercante in fiera

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Man: Did you see? There is the game of “Mercante in Fiera”!
Kuma: Oh, well, I don’t spend my money for a few playing cards…
Kuma: How much did you say it costs?
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Kuma: Excuse me, do you also have “Controcampo”?
Shopper: Oh, yes… the one with the Black Cat Calendar!
Kuma: No, but… there is a very interesting article inside…
Man: Oh, yes… everyone say that!
Woman: Maniac!
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Simona Ventura: Sara Tommasi, write your two nominations on the blackboard!
Sara Tommasi: It doesn’t write! Ah, but probably it will light up…
Simona Ventura: Nooo! That’s the jack of the headphones! There is the chalk!
Kuma: How does she can so stupid?
Simona Ventura: Sara, Bocconi called: your bechelor is burned!
Kuma: That’s the reason why it didn’t write!
Simona Ventura: See you next week!


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Sara Tommasi: That man throw away seven beans on principle while here we’re dying of hunger!
Voice: Grrrrr…
Neko: Did you hear that? Who is it?
Kuma: Mh…?
Sara Tommasi: That’s incredible!
Sara Tommasi: People are dying of hunger here!
Voice: Grrrrr…
Kuma: Nothing, it’s the F.A.O.! Imagine it: when they hear such things…
]]> http://orsociccione.com/2006/09/27/sara-tommasi-colpisce-ancora/feed/ 4 L’angolo della cultura http://orsociccione.com/2006/10/05/langolo-della-cultura/ http://orsociccione.com/2006/10/05/langolo-della-cultura/#comments Wed, 04 Oct 2006 23:50:00 +0000 L'Orso Ciccione /?p=177
Culture corner

Kuma: I’ve decided to raise the blog to a high cultural level!
Neko: Bravo!
Kuma: I will read a pessimistic poetry!
Neko: what a bore! Wasn’t there anything better?
Massimo Ceccherini: Here it is! The barracuda!
Neko: What’s up?
Kuma: Let’s put it off tomorrow! Celebrity Survivor is beginning!
Neko: That’s that! No chance for culture!
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Cats on motorway
(on Celebrity Survivor TV show)

Simona Ventura: Simona Tagli old out less than a cat on a motorway!
Kuma: Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kuma: Ah! Ah! Less than a cat on a motorway! A CAT! Ah! Ah! Did you get it?
Neko: That was not so funny!
Kuma: No, it wasn’t…
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Scoop

Neko: A lot of people are asking why you didn’t talk about the news of the day!
Kuma: What was it?
Neko: Our politicians use drugs!
Kuma: Such a news!
Neko: Yes, but the news has been censored!
Kuma: Really?!
Neko: Ok, forget it!
]]> http://orsociccione.com/2006/10/13/scoop/feed/ 3 Quesito con la Sara http://orsociccione.com/2006/10/27/quesito-con-la-sara/ http://orsociccione.com/2006/10/27/quesito-con-la-sara/#comments Thu, 26 Oct 2006 23:55:00 +0000 L'Orso Ciccione /?p=192

Simona Ventura: Junior get 8 euro from her mom to buy 12 eggs and half a liter of milk. One liter of mil costs 1,20 euro and each egg costs 40 cents. How many euro Junior will bring back to her mom?
Simona Ventura: Sara?
Simona Ventura: Sara! Say 2,60!
Sara Tommasi: 2,60.
Simona Ventura: Good!
Sara Tommasi: 1,50? 3,80! 5,40?
Simona Ventura: STOP IT!

Don’t worry: just one more show to the end of VIP Survivor, then we will come back to our high cultural standards.
In te meanwhile, I definitely choose my favorite one: the amazing Sara Tommasi, the funny starved girl of the island… who also give me a lot of ideas for strips.

Tranquilli, manca una sola puntata al termine dell’Isola dei Famosi, dopodichè torneremo ad elevarci alle solite vette culturali dell’Orso Ciccione.
Nel frattempo ho definitivamente scelto il mio candidato alla vittoria: l’irriducibile Sara Tommasi, la simpatica mangiona dell’isola, bersagliata dalle prese in giro dopo le sue prime gaffe… e che oltretutto mi da’ sempre qualche spunto per le mie strip.

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