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Grizzly

Grizzly

Neko: You are really grey and sad!
Neko: Did you noticed I am the only one coloured round here? Did you ask yourself why?
Neko: That’s because of you are a @!#§!#* bear, grey, sad and especially @*!@#!!
Ludovico:    Was she angry?
Kuma No, she just like to use colourful language sometimes!

Piacere di conoscerti

Piacere di conoscerti

Kuma: Ludovico, I’d like to introduce you a new character who…
Ludovico: A COCKROACH!
Ludovico: Such a disgusting creature! Can you think to a more stupid animal?
Kuma: Well, there is a middle size mammal, which have a snout with a small proboscis, short tail and dark coat (ord. perissodactyls)
Ludovico: Really!? and what’s its name?

A volte ritornano

A volte ritornano

Kuma: But.. but… you were dead!
Cockroach:
..   .- --   .-. . ... ..- .-. .-. . -.-. - . -.. .-.-.-
Kuma: What does it mean I am resurrected? Are you saying you’re resurrected after 3 days like Jesus Christ? Who can be so stupid to believe that?
Ludovico: Oh, Lord! Keep me as your humble disciple! I am just a tapir, a middle size mammal, which has a snout with a small proboscis, short tail and dark coat (ord. perissodactyls)… but only say the word and I shall be healed!
Kuma: Well, except him, I mean!